He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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