I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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