Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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