you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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