People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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