Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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