I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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