Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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