I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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