is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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