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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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