You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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