I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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