I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize