Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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