let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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