some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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