Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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