You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
accomplished twins. life is a go
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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