So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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