You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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