I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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