Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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