i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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You. Win. At. Life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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