In the future we'll all be gay
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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