my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
These tits shall not be calmed
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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