Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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