if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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