Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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