I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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