Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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