Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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