just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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