i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
