Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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