OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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