Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
