I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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