Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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