We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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