so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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