Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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