Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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