I just made out with a guy for $7.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
So much Jack, so little girl.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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