This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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