also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i barfeds in our rink
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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