Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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