btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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