We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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