no you cant smoke seaweed
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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