its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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