let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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