just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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