He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
