i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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